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Enrique, Put Your Pants On

Did you hear? Enrique Iglesias threatened… offered… Which is it? Threatened or offered? … To waterski naked if Spain won the World Cup.
 
Personally, I’d use it as a threat. Kids, do your homework or your father and I will waterski naked!
 
While researching this subject, I found some other nude sports. Are you ready for this? Nude rock climbing. Go ahead. Let that visual sink in. I don’t care how much I love you. I do not want to follow your naked butt up a rock obstacle course.
 
Nude limbo. Really? Why don’t you just accompany me to my next OBGYN appointment.
 
Nude camping. Also known as mosquito smorgasbord.
 
Some activities I would do in the buff include:
• blogging (I may already have)
• bathing (Really went out on a limb there)
• sleeping
• gardening (Kidding! Just seeing if you’re awake.)
 
If you’re here to see the exclusive Enrique naked waterskiing video, take a peek before TMZ plasters their logo all over it.

Lucky us.

 
1) If Enrique does waterski naked, will you watch?
2) Besides the obvious, would you partake in any nude activities?

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