Can A Whore Get A Drink?



 

I had such a strange dream last night. Thank you, Taco Bell.
 
In this dream, I was a prostitute. Quiet! I worked in a swanky Mall -slash- Casino -slash- Hotel. Police were looking for a missing person, and all the whores’ suites were to be searched. My trick (is that the right term?) was a nice, elderly gentleman who wanted to buy me a drink. I was just about to tell the bartender my order when my date cut me off, and ordered two shots of a clear liquor. Then it dawned on me. Can a whore order a drink, or do you have to just take what you’re offered?
 
Typical of a casino, it was hard to find my way around. For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out how to exit! Plus, the mall was very enticing. I’ll bet I spent a lot of my earnings there.
 
• Tell me a strange dream you’ve had.
• If you worked in a mall, would you spend a lot of money there?
• Do you think a prostitute can order the drink of her choice?

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27 responses to “Can A Whore Get A Drink?

  1. lmao Jean. I’ve had many a strange dream in my life…but never have I been a prostitute in one of them.

    I’d probably spend my whole paycheck in the mall as soon as I got it…without question.

    IMO…I think if you are off the clock you can order your own drink, however, when on the clock you do what the boss (john/trick) wants.

    hahaha great blog Jean. Nice morning coffee blog read. Thanks!

  2. Haha! Crazy dreams (Taco Bell!). I never contemplated that drink question. I bet they drink anything, it’s free right?

    I had a dream where I was at my old house upstairs. I looked out the window and there on the tree branch was a squirrel. It had a chicken in it’s grip and was biting it’s neck. I was horrified!!

    I had watched Earth and Survivor that week. Ha.

  3. OK, did you eat chocolate before going to bed? lol 🙂 Wild dream Jean. 🙂 I think anyone should be able to order any drink they like. So there. lol 🙂 I worked 7 years retail. The malls and I became friends. I knew where everything was…except my money. lol 🙂 Have a fun day. 🙂

    • Ha! I wish, Luisa! I should pick up some chocolate today!
      I worked in a mall briefly as a teen, and loved going to the food court and getting employee discounts in my own store. Heaven help me if I was employed there now!
      I’ll bet you are a wealth of info. when it comes to mall shopping! 😀

  4. Oh no no no! I think we need to *analyze* this dream. Hmmm…. Now, in what area of your life are you, ahem, selling out? Not making your own choices? Have gone missing?

    Okay, I’ll stop being a killjoy.

    Can a prostitute order her own drink? Of course. She’s selling her body, not her personality and simple life choices. Though in that case she might want to pay for it herself. Which, you know, goes against the whole prostitute thing.

  5. Sunny Wishes She Were Shopping

    OMG! I would have read this blog just because of the title! LOL

    Well, did your “trick” ever let you sample the clear liquid?

    I’ve never had a dream quite like this! Keep ’em coming!

    • LOL! The title came easy. It was the storyline I had to flesh out.
      No, that old guy didn’t let me sample the liquid. Bummer. I’ll bet dream alcohol is good!
      Thanks for stopping by while you’re vacationing. 🙂

  6. If you drink in a dream do you wake with a hangover…?!

    Sorry, we are supposed to be answering questions, not adding to them! I’m thinking that if you are still working then you accept the drink offered and probably are just playing the role the client wants. I’m sure any drink would help blur the edges and more time spent sipping a drink, less time spent…

    • Hi Gina. Your avatar makes me smile.
      LOL – yes, you might wake up feeling hungover if you tie one on in your dreams.
      All this talk of cocktails is making me mighty thirsty. 🙂 Time to open a bottle of wine.

  7. Hi Jean, I stopped by to respond to a comment you left me, then I read your post. Loved it! Yes, a think a whore should be able to order what she wants. There’s gotta be some perks to the job right?

    Here’s one of my funky dreams: http://moremilestones.blogspot.com/2009/07/sweet-dreamsplease.html.

    Stop by to link your 1st blog post here: http://moremilestones.blogspot.com/2010/07/link-your-1st-blog-post-here.html

    Thanks again for stopping by,
    Mona : )

  8. STFU!! 3 nights ago I dreamed I wanted to try out to be a Vegas showgirl! Except I was getting arrested for something, and had to escape those arresting me first. Like, had to jump in a convertible and drive away while they were shooting me.

    I’m totally new to blogging so have no idea how you ‘suscribe’ to my blog, outside of just clicking on follow. I suck. But SO glad I found yours!

    • Bag Lady, we need to hook up in Vegas! Bwahahahahaha! At least you were a classy showgirl. Glad you got away and avoided the bullets.
      I’m going to add you to my blogroll because I can already tell I need your humor on a regular basis!

  9. You are too funny! I doubt very many prostitutes get offered drinks to begin with. I’m thinking of all the celebrities and preachers caught getting paid blow-jobs in their cars… A high end prostitute, which you OBVIOUSLY are – err, would be, I mean – would most definitely get to order her own drink!

    I HATE malls. I HATE them, hate them, hate them. Hell is comprised of malls, with breezeways that run to WalMart, and there’s no way out…. *shudders* If I had to chose between working as a prostitute and working in a mall, the choice would require a bit of thought… 😉

    • LOL, Kate! Unless the celeb has a cooler in his car, those hookers are not getting drinks. Thank you for noting what a high-end prostitute I would be. 😀
      I would gladly be your personal shopper! Except in hell.

  10. Okeedokie. You are a crack up. I wish my dreams were so interesting.

    P.S.–your header is fantastic!

  11. Ha! Just the title of this post, itself, had me rolling. You do pose a very, very important question, though. One that I will ponder all night … while ordering my own drink. Heh.

  12. Well.. my weird dreams always occur after eating pepperoni and I guess if I worked in mall, I would have to resort to some sort of prostitution in order to afford my habit.. cause yknow.. I don’t really think Bath and Body Works pays enough. Not sure. And I believe I read some where that only high priced escorts order their own drinks.. street walkers only accept the beer their given so CONGRATULATIONS JEAN!! You hit the big time, sister!!

    • Bwahahahahahaha! Literally laughing out loud here, Leese!
      I’ve seen the shoes you are hoarding, and yes, you’d need to turn a few tricks to satisfy your tastes. Yeah baby, I’m big time! I’ll drink to that! Thanks!

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